Bernie und Ert

Bremen, Germany

Here is my contribution to teaching my friends and family around the world about german culture. Here"s a clip (2.60MB) from "Bernie und Ert". Here"s a rough translation of the show:

Ert: I like villia pudding. Bernie! You put the wiskey in the flower vase. Where did you put the flower?

Bernie: I put it in the egg box.

Ert: Where did you put the eggs?

Bernie: I put them in the condom.

Ert: Bernie!?!? Where did you put the sperm?

Bernie: I put it in the pudding dish, hey, where did the sperm go?

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