Kein Asprin in Deutschland

Hannover, Germany

My pills got nicked.

German Customs got a package with my name on it. They said they heard noises coming from it. They X-Rayed it, saw a bunch of pills and sent me a letter last week asking me to come see them. I shit myself wondering what the fuck my Mom mailed me and sent Anja instead. The pills were aspirin and apparently your not allowed to have them mailed to you here in Germany. My flat mate had to take everything out of the package and show everything to them. I can imagine some old hairy German bastard opening up every box of Kraft Dinner looking for narcotics.

Anyway, I got my package and had a mini-christmas in my office parking lot going through the box.

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